How To Fight Insomnia

12 pm: go out for tea and munchies with friends

3 am: go home

3:15 am: give your teeth a good flossing

3:25 am: make some popcorn and share it with pet rats

3:35 am: decide that was a stupid thing to do after flossing. Floss again.

3:45 am: decide that clean laundry isn't exactly clean, put it back in again for another round

4:00 am: arrange books on shelves

4:15 am: read a chapter about weapons testing on cadavers

4:45 am: try out new silver eyeshadow.

4:50 am: you thought it was a good idea to paint your whole face silver

4:55 am: wash face thourougly. You are still shimmery.

5:00 am: decide you should start a drawing.
You think that an angle fish would be a good thing to draw

5:45 am: you now have a giant angle fish floating on a sheet of paper three feet by two feet. Decide to paint in black water.

5:47 am: realize you left paint at parent's house

7o am: you have entirely filled in whole square feet of space with a pencil

7:01 am: congratulations

7:15 am: have some cigarettes and cry

7:30 am: drink a cup of coffee, take a sleeping pill.

7:45 am: was that a good idea?

3:27 pm: I am late.